I noticed a new "feature" on CNN.com today.  Next to some of the headlines, there's a new t-shirt icon.  When you click on the icon you can buy a t-shirt with the corresponding headline on it.
Here's a close-up of the icon

So if I want a t-shirt that says "Weird fish leave sea, spawn on beach", I click on the T-shirt icon.
This will yield you a inane t-shirt that if you wear will guarantee you a life of loneliness and sadness.  I wonder if CNN will intentionally try to "pump up" their headlines to make them outrageous enough for t-shirts.

The seems like something more for the NYPost.  At least their t-shirts would be entertaining!